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relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

I’m a spy. Not some rooftop-jumping archer, shield-wielding super-soldier or shiny-metal philanthrobot.

then you were meant to be…

my-winter-soldier:

the-final-companion:

high-functioning-sociopaths:

the-mushroom-hobbit:

cumberbauched:

sezzi-roo:

mcrspookedmywife:

twerkyburgers:

would you rather attend the wedding of your otp or get a copy of their sex tape?

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Tumblr: The place where all the important, thought provoking questions are asked.

is the sex tape in HD?

Can I be the priest?

there are two kinds of people

is the priest in the wedding or the sex tape?

Three kinds

lycantrophies:

make me choose meme × chris argent or sheriff stilinski

Reblog if you’re in the Teen Wolf Fandom

isaac-ismyalpha:

Come on, i wanna see those numbers

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magemanifesto:

Sebastian and his big adventure of press conference regrets [x]

#HIS FACE IN THE SECOND GIF#”I FUCKED UP#SCARLETT’S RIGHT HERE AND I FUCKED UP#YOU CAN’T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS”