The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
I’m a spy. Not some rooftop-jumping archer, shield-wielding super-soldier or shiny-metal philanthrobot.
would you rather attend the wedding of your otp or get a copy of their sex tape?
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is the sex tape in HD?
Can I be the priest?
there are two kinds of people
is the priest in the wedding or the sex tape?
Come on, i wanna see those numbers
Sebastian and his big adventure of press conference regrets [x]
#HIS FACE IN THE SECOND GIF#”I FUCKED UP#SCARLETT’S RIGHT HERE AND I FUCKED UP#YOU CAN’T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS”
#okay#so in one little exchange#edmund shuts down miraz’s attempt to patronize him#corrects his knowledge#states that he is king and thus miraz’s equal#makes a witty joke about his title of the Just that sails right over miraz’s head#humbly affirms peter’s higher authority#and finishes off by making miraz look like an idiot#in under a minute he reverses and takes control of the entire discussion#as easily and casually as if he’s having a chat with reepicheep#lewis says that he was the diplomat-king#and my headcanon is that he was head of narnian espionage as well#because look at this boy#how he dances with words#how he masters men three times his age#and tell me he wouldn’t be absolutely LETHAL
It was no surprise to me when I watched this scene. You learn how to retort and put people in their place easily when you have an older brother like Peter. Peter was full of himself even before he had the crown, remember? Edmund brought down Miraz several pegs as easily as if he were Peter.