that one time a guy from my school was sent home for wearing a skirt and everyone wore skirts as a protest the following school day
- Oh, shut up.
- Not a chance.
I’M SORRY, BUT IS THAT A SPOOL OF GUTERMANN BLACK THREAD SITTING ON THE WEIRD RAGGEDY RECLAIMED WOOD TABLE THERE????
I mean, did Derek preface the creepy fingernail ouija party by SEWING ALL THE HOLES IN HIS BLACK CLOTHING, WHICH IS ALL OF HIS CLOTHING????? Oh man. Oh MAN. Derek must hit up JoAnn Fabric all the TIME, and the ladies who work there think he’s just this fun crafty guy! A dude who SEWS! They love it. They tell him when they get new fabrics in. They ask him if he’s been thinking about upgrading his old Singer (he doesn’t actually have one, but there was a weird conversation he didn’t know how to get out of and he mumbled “uh-huh” at the wrong moment, it was a whole thing). They ask him if he’s ever considered trying HeatnBond for his hemming needs. They ask him if he’d be interested in their upcoming quilting seminar. They give him reminder cards about when the scissors sharpener person is coming to the store, in case he has any blades that have gone dull. One of them notices that one of his buttons is barely hanging on and she shows him how to sew them on securely. One time he bought one of those embroidery floss organizers (for storing bullets and poisons and broken dream fragments in) and now they think he does needlework.
the concussion story
Something really cute that Lupita Nyong’o does on Instagram is pose her dress, shoes, accessories and awards/memorabilia together. As a Lupita stan and a photographer myself, I could not love this any more than I already do. Way too cute!
"Well, if I could imagine [my perfect day], I’d be able to wake up… and my alarm wouldn’t go off. And I would wake up really late! I could go on a walk. And I wouldn’t wear a hat, wouldn’t wear sunglasses. And I could walk, and make eye contact with whoever I wanted, and smile, and get my own coffee."
"As far as the actors, one of them is just a delightful little angel who looks like a porcelain doll, is as delicate as a flower, and as sweet as candy, and Elizabeth is okay too." — Maurissa Tancharoen